I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My dick has a subreddit
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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