So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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