Midget sex pt 2 tonight
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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