Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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