You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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