I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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