Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
how drunk are you?
Several
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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