I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
soo... how was my night?
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