: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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