Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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