1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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