You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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