That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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