oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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