you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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