She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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