did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
