I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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