Me too!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
