i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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