Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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