So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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