in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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