Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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