you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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