She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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