end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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