help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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