so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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