And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
