fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My life is pants optional.
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