That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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