This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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