the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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