I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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