1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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