Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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