matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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