You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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