hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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