nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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