There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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