Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
