I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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