I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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