It's a beautiful day for a hangover
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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