There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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