I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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