I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
