I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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