Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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