still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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