Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
God, I missed his penis.
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