ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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