Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend