You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?