I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS