i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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