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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?

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