im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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